People have had pets for thousands of years. In that time, people have talked about their pets and said some clever things about the way the animals act. The following are 15 fun quotes about pets:
- “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” – Winston Churchill
- “Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.” – Robert A. Heinlein
- “In ancient times cats were worshipped as gods; they have not forgotten this.” – Terry Pratchett
- “Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell.” – Emily Dickinson
- “Cats have it all – admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.” – Rod McKuen
- “Time spent with cats is never wasted.” – Sigmund Freud
- “A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself.” – Josh Billings
- “Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his tail.” – Kinky Friedman
- “Animals are such agreeable friends. They ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.” – George Eliot
- “I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult.” – Rita Rudner
- “Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in case the need should arise for them to bark violently at nothing, right in your ear.” – Dave Barry
- “I would like to see anyone, prophet, king or God, convince a thousand cats to do the same thing at the same time.” – Neil Gaiman
- “Dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them’s making a poop, the other one’s carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge.” – Jerry Seinfeld
- “If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater, suggest that he wear a tail.” – Fran Lebowitz
- “When I walk my dog, people always ask if we’re twins.” – Jarod Kintz
Do you have other quotes about pets that you like? Want to discuss one of the quotes we listed here? Please comment below.
